{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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