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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't scientists trust atoms?","punchline":"Because they make up everything.","id":429}
{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is red and smells like blue paint?","punchline":"Red paint!","id":243}
{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}
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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
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