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{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow on a trampoline?","punchline":"A milk shake!","id":195}

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{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}

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